A reply (of sorts)

Gosh, I have no idea why I'm feeling so hyper right now. Maybe it's because I've been having too much fun lately, meeting up with lots of old pals (people whom I can totally be myself with)... or maybe it's because I've been sleeping at 7am and waking up at 3 for the past few days, chasing the ridiculously sacharrine sweet manga of Ichigo 100% (which will definitely put a smile on your face, even if only because it's ecchi, well, mainly because it's ecchi)... or maybe it's because I just found out Jordan has a girlfriend (oops) and my busy-body-gauge-bar is overflowing (not to mention my imagination).... Life is great, if not exactly organised... HAHAHA

Ok, moving on in a non-linear and nonsensical manner:

1. Value: Am I worth RM 5/hour? Hopefully not, I prefer to be worth less and get overpaid. Exacting economic inefficiencies is decidedly delicious, if only because I'm sadistic that way.

2. Forgive and Forget: Confucious he says, forgiveness is virtue worth cultivating (if only for the fantastic make up sex)

3.
a) Am I happy? Obscenely so, for reasons I cannot fathom. See above
b) Do I have a zest for living? Yes, because I'm waiting for Season 13 of South Park
c) Are you socially adjusted? Wha wha wha?
d) Do you have unity and balance? Last I checked, I could walk in a straight line for 30 metres without ....(Loud crash and tumble)
e) Can you deal with each problem in your life as it arises? If there's something strange, in your neighbourhood...who you gonna call...(dumdumdumdumdumdumdumdum: background music): GHOSTBUSTERS!
f) Do you have insight: (Rolls dice) *Wisdom check failed* Goddamnit
g) Do you have a confidential relationship with someone else? I'll have to consult my lawyer on this one, NEXT
h) Do I have a sense of the ridiculous? *Sniffs air* Smells like teen spirit....oh wait, bad DOG! BAD DOG! (piteous dog whining)
i) Are you engaged in satisfying work? Allahuak *KABOOM*
j) Do you worry effectively? KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL! *KABOOM*

business

BFFs are overrated, DAFs FTW!

P.S. DAF: Diamonds are forever
P.P.S. This is just a joke, don't get mad rachel
P.P.P.S I think I had one too many drinks tonight... oooh... nice glowing flying piggy
P.P.P.P.S Mayor: (Dying breath) To get home to reality, just click your heels 3 times.
Butters: Really?
Mayor: No you fucking dipshit! That was a joke.