Wednesday, May 20, 2009

outing perchance?

Yo! The JI is in the house and he's wondering...is anyone around to chillax with him...he's marinating where the sun shines too much for about 3 months...give or take..and he's feeling pretty cooped up...give a holler yo!

In other words...I'm back in Msia...I don't have everyone's phone numbers because...long story...but I suck...anyway...movie...or a lunch date...or anything really...so long as it doesn't involve naked male strippers....just drop a note here...on facebook...or u could text or call me at 0177672249.

I should be a salesman...then again...maybe not

Sunday, May 10, 2009

A Few Videos

I was at Singapore about 8 months ago back in September and took these 2 videos which I only just uploaded. Quite short though.

Li Hong's room.

Breakfast with Wei Ken and Ken Juin.

Saturday, May 02, 2009

under the influence

Moral is boring,
People are snoring,
Students fantasizing,
About something or even nothing.
Physics- the confuser,
Mega brain teaser,
Explain the waves of water,
Who cares? Does this matter?
History should be history,
Who cares what people did in sixteen-sixty,
All of it was pure shitty,
Goddamn them and their f***ing treaties.
Chemistry- I don't get a thing!
What the hell is the teacher teaching?
Add this and add this and you'll get something,
Don't spill it or it will corrode your "thing".
Addmaths, all about integration,
To protect the world from devastion,
To unite all people within our nation,
To get it all back, use differentiation,
Count properly or face annihilation.
Biology- a mountain of terminology,
Learning about the stupid blood circulatory,
As if artificial insemination,
Can ever equal normal copulation.
Modern maths- don't bite off more than you can chew;
If p=q, the mod. maths = "EW",
Imagine us studying this pile of doodoo,
Wish i could curse it's creator with voodoo.
Freakin' waste of time is the EST;
When you can lounge around & have a cuppa Justea.
Makes testicles shrivel and men's breasts swell,
Why should we care if athletes take steroids?
Serves them right if they start getting periods!
So...just leave us with some computers,
And educational games like Call of Duty and Gunbound,
And maybe even a Playstation;
Gleeful smiles are gueranteed all around,
Every school day is like a vacation!

http://crappin.blogspot.com/2005/03/under-influence.html
(the blog is a pain to navigate though. and don't let the anime skin scare you)

anyone wanna guess who and who and who wrote it?