Friday, October 30, 2009

Conversations With a Guy Awake at 4a.m.

Too Xing Ji says (20:06):
it was a dark and stormy night
황헉성 says (20:06):
sounds familiar
and isnt it 4 am
Too Xing Ji says (20:06):
time is relative, when you're travelling at the speed of light
wait
time is always relative
황헉성 (20:07):
no..
velocity is relative..
hrm
fine time is relative
Too Xing Ji says (20:08):
u busy?
황헉성 (20:08):
well
not really
Too Xing Ji says (20:08):
is time relative?
it is right
Too Xing Ji says (20:09):
i know there's time dialtion
dilation*
황헉성 (20:09):
are you reciting somethingn or
Too Xing Ji says (20:09):
reciting what?
황헉성 (20:09):
beats me
no then
everyone has their own time
actually does time relate?
to anything?
if u have ur own perception of time
Too Xing Ji says (20:10):
things are relative when measured against others
황헉성 (20:10):
my time against your time then
then it is relative
Too Xing Ji says (20:10):
the absolute then being the speed of light
황헉성 (20:10):
to velocity
Too Xing Ji says (20:11):
anyway, humor me: it was a dark and stormy night
next line
your turn
황헉성 (20:11):
and xing ji is standing in the rain by the bus stop
Too Xing Ji says (20:11):
damn he thought: should have brought the umbrella
황헉성 (20:13):
he starts walking
Too Xing Ji says (20:14):
water smashed furiously against his face. This wasn't rain, it was an ocean in a box with holes cut in the bottom
황헉성 (20:16):
he sees an old japanese lady furiously hanging onto her fragile umbrella walking towards him
Too Xing Ji says (20:19):
He walks over
황헉성 (20:20):
she takes out an old talisman and hands it over to him. she said a few things to him and quickly walked away before he even had the chance to say anything.
Too Xing Ji says (20:23):
Emulating his favourite Horror B-movie protagonists, he throws caution to the wind (which was howling louder than a howler monkey on crack), and puts on the talisman.
황헉성 (20:23):
nothing happened
Too Xing Ji says (20:24):
He turns the talisman over: made in China.
황헉성 (20:26):
suddenly he heard a bang
Too Xing Ji says (20:27):
Something old, female and Japanese flew past him in a surreal fashion
황헉성 (20:28):
btw i have seen this for the first time in my life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-WVpQ0ZG8Q&hd=1
good stuff
it looked like the lady who passed him the talisman made in china
Too Xing Ji says (20:30):
She had been mowed down by a Lamborghini driven by a Chinese man. The irony.
황헉성 (20:32):
he runs to the lady and tried to save her, but it was too late. he takes off the talisman and puts it in her cold clammy hands and started heading off
btw talking about einstein
tivity that the speed of light is constant and independent of its color, energy, direction or how
this i mean http://science.slashdot.org/story/09/10/29/1541227/Intergalactic-Race-Shows-That-Einstein-Still-Rules
Too Xing Ji says (20:33):
i saw the vid when i was young
Too Xing Ji says (20:34):
hmmm, but there was a time lag
although could be equipment
or the atmosphere
황헉성 (20:34):
they did say there might be some granular abnormalies
Too Xing Ji says (20:35):
hmmm
how the hell did he come up with the postulate anyway
황헉성 (20:35):
beats me man
a whole bunch of math
Too Xing Ji says (20:36):
as he left, he heard a second bang. The lamborghini had managed to run over the Japanese woman again. Chinese really couldn't drive.
황헉성 (20:38):
the made in china talisman managed to get lodged in under the car which resulted in the car blowing into smithereens 100 yards from the old lady. the irony.
Too Xing Ji says (20:42):
Xing Ji broke into a run. The cops in the city were known to be notoriously efficient. He didn't fancy himself being found next to a bombed out sports car with two dead asians. The whole scene was just WRONG.
황헉성 (20:47):
He got home, panting. He turned on his computer and logged onto facebook. His whole homepage was completely filled with photos and videos of the scene he was just in. Also on the homepage was a long article on some sort of conspiracy theory of how the Japanese lady was a spy and the Chinese man was a counterspy. Technology nowadays.
Too Xing Ji says (20:50):
Better start untaggin myself he thought. He sat down and felt a lump in his back pocket.
the middle of the video was weird
and i think the ending is unfinished
황헉성 (20:50):
yar.. I don't get that bit
i heard its a short film so probably its just a part of it
Too Xing Ji says (20:52):
hmmm ok
anyway
thanks for humoring me
황헉성 (20:52):
this is class blog material
Too Xing Ji says (20:52):
haven't written creatively for a looong time
황헉성 (20:52):
shall you or shall i
Too Xing Ji says (20:53):
you shall
황헉성 (20:53):
i shall