Anyway, here's something for you to chew on (and possibly laugh if you get the joke!). :D
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one faculty to write a stupid e-mail about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb?
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate. (How do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarb...
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They are all too worried and concerned about getting retained or kicked out of school at the end of Year 1.
Drop by my blog at any time folks! Sigh, classes starting officially next week. Not looking forward to it at all...
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Q: How many 5S1 2005 students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: Three. One to notice and alert the others (who bother listening), another to countdown in candelas before we *really* have to change it, and the last one to fetch Bro. John when ALL the lightbulbs in the class have been totally burnt out, leaving us in total darkness.
The others were too busy solving the greatest mysteries of the world to even notice something as trivial as a flickering lightbulb until it gets pitch dark.(For further reference, see:'Red Pelangi book').
..."Lightbulb? We can't even afford a DUSTER!!!"
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