Milky justice

Ever been robbed? well how bout 3 times in a row....welcome to my life

OK...this may not seem serious to some but my hostel is now host to a (insert favourite expletive here) milk thief(s)(is this grammatically acceptable?ah heck)..

The story goes something like this....I usually buy milk in twin packs...so when i'm drinking one halfway, the other unopened one just mysteriously disappears... *poof* from the fridge. It's like David Copperfield just got pasteurised. so I get pretty upset..You would too if ur milk gets stolen...so on saturday...when i bought my milk again...i decide to open both at the same time...in the small hope that if the thief sees that both are open...he'll leave them alone....

On sunday, i go open the fridge...guess what i see...both cartons opened, with one of them lying on its side, so that its contents had spilled all over the fridge, turning into yogurt. It's at times like this that you wished that you had learnt more languages...so that you can swear in them all. Not only were these bastards thieves...they were also spiteful slobs who spilled milk all over the communal fridge.

Then yesterday...my friend saw two people holding a carton of fruit juice getting into the lift...fruit juice which looked suspiciously like his...He goes to the fridge and check...true enough...all three packs of his juices were missing...we later found the other two in the dustbin outside the pantry..apparently they just finished it there and then...maybe they needed the fibre bad...so now we know the identity of our thieves....and are faced with a dilemma....my fren reported the matter to the hostel...but he doubts that any action will be taken because

a. he didn't write his name on the cartons
b. the boarders are non scholars, ie self funded singaporeans

meanwhile...we decided to think of a way to get those thieves to embrace lactose intolerance and came up with this idea....we buy another packet of milk...or juice....stuff it with laxatives..and put it in the fridge again....only thing is...we're not sure if it's really a good idea...if the thieves get hurt real bad... we might get into trouble...and then there's such a thing called karma as well...

So here's the dilemma...should we just wait for the hostel to investigate, should we expose them ourselves, or should we give them one helluva bowel experience?

(YX suggests that we shit them first, then expose them later, but i'll like to hear what the rest of u guys have to say about this)