Thursday, March 02, 2006

Of results and marker pens

Yay....today is a holiday because my school's(well actually all schools') a-levels were released yesterday...owing to the fact that we performed quite well...we got the day off...muahaha...!!only j1s though...the seniors had their common test to attend to...thank you top scorers(two of the top 7 in singapore come from yours truly punya school)

ok....i haven't been blogging for a long...long time...rite....y?because i can't ever get o9 in a long long time...yes...connectivity here sux because soemone is hogging...

i had a most interesting chemistry lecture the other day...yesterday actually...we were learning chemical bondings...covalent bonding to be more exact...anyhow..the lecturer was blaberring on about sigma bonds n pi bonds and how one was head on and the other side along and bla..if u dont get it ...dont worry..i wasn't paying attention either( i was playin bridge at the back)

anyhow...this lecturer was a most excited n exaggerated character with the most unctious voice i've seen anyone possess...when he came to the part of the head on and side along bonding...he started to take two marker pens and banging them together repeatedly in a higly obscene manner...the whole lecture theather was burssting with silent derisive laughter..and that bastard was oblivious to it all...at one point..he even made a hole with his hand and started thrusting the marker into it most vigorously...i don't know what that demonstration was for...anyhow...i din't remember much after that because i blacked out from laughter(by now, everyone had exploded...so no point holding it back)

Numerous videos were made of his vulgar performance...i'll try to see if i can lay my hands on one of those and post them here...

On a sidenote...I'm quite anxious about the upcoming SPM results on the 13..how bout u guys?...and good luck everyone!!

4 comments:

Flo said...

As a prominent advisor from the accredited censorship board of this blog, I disallow you from contaminating our already-contaminated minds.

Shaun Siau said...

Haha! Sounds like my Chem teacher too!

There must be something in the course for Chem teachers that drills that into their minds...

Shaun Siau said...

Oh yeah, and Florence, just one more post wouldn't hurt, would it? It'll be like chucking a nuclear bomb into the sun... ;P

cnxc323 said...

Chucking a nuclear bomb into the sun??!! Noooooo!! We are all gonna diee!!! Arrrrgggghhhh!!!!!