What's with sexual innuendo these days? A PSA campaign in the USA called "Women's Voices. Women's Votes" is getting female celebrities to tell people about "the first time they did it" to get apathetic voters to the polling stations...Some say it's empowering, while others... In any case, I sat down to think about it but instead of coming up with a moral hypothesis on the whole issue, I got attacked by a disturbing bout of creativity...normally i wouldn't post something like this but an idle blog is the 21st century's devil's playground.
A NASTY SCRIPT
TAKE 1
The scene is a park...a beautiful park...green...with a non hazy azure sky hanging lazily above it...in walks boy and girl, who are in turn walking their dogs...
BOY: Hey, my dog kinda likes your dog...
GIRL: Aww...How sweet..
BOY: You know, Confucious he says, anything my dog likes is good enough for me.
GIRL: Are you saying you wanna hump my dog?
BOY: Hmmm...it is quite..(realises he is speaking his thoughts out aloud and glances hurriedly at girl)...er...NO...definitely NO!
GIRL: Stop petting my dog mister...
CUT
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TAKE 2
BOY: Hey, your dog kinda likes my dog...
GIRL: My dog's gay.
BOY: Well so is mine, except that he's also a transexual.
GIRL: You mean a gay dog trapped in a female's body?
BOY: It is rather complicated isn't it?
GIRL: Wow...that must be a real bitch...
BOY: You don't say....
(Both stare at their complicated dogs for awhile)
BOY: Say, you free this Saturday?
GIRL: Dinner and Movie?
BOY: 6 o' clock then and it's a deal....
GIRL: Deal...
BOY: Is your dog really gay?
GIRL: No.
BOY: Oh ****
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