You probably don't wanna read this...

What's with sexual innuendo these days? A PSA campaign in the USA called "Women's Voices. Women's Votes" is getting female celebrities to tell people about "the first time they did it" to get apathetic voters to the polling stations...Some say it's empowering, while others... In any case, I sat down to think about it but instead of coming up with a moral hypothesis on the whole issue, I got attacked by a disturbing bout of creativity...normally i wouldn't post something like this but an idle blog is the 21st century's devil's playground.

A NASTY SCRIPT

TAKE 1

The scene is a park...a beautiful park...green...with a non hazy azure sky hanging lazily above it...in walks boy and girl, who are in turn walking their dogs...

BOY: Hey, my dog kinda likes your dog...

GIRL: Aww...How sweet..

BOY: You know, Confucious he says, anything my dog likes is good enough for me.

GIRL: Are you saying you wanna hump my dog?

BOY: Hmmm...it is quite..(realises he is speaking his thoughts out aloud and glances hurriedly at girl)...er...NO...definitely NO!

GIRL: Stop petting my dog mister...

CUT

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TAKE 2

BOY: Hey, your dog kinda likes my dog...

GIRL: My dog's gay.

BOY: Well so is mine, except that he's also a transexual.

GIRL: You mean a gay dog trapped in a female's body?

BOY: It is rather complicated isn't it?

GIRL: Wow...that must be a real bitch...

BOY: You don't say....

(Both stare at their complicated dogs for awhile)

BOY: Say, you free this Saturday?

GIRL: Dinner and Movie?

BOY: 6 o' clock then and it's a deal....

GIRL: Deal...

BOY: Is your dog really gay?

GIRL: No.

BOY: Oh ****

persevering

In the middle of AS exams. (I shouldn't be blogging, I know.)

Back home. :) Feels nice.

Need to study.

Need to eat less.

Need discipline.

Need God.

HAZY...

Life is bad. Haze is bad. Every night i can't sleep. Nose dry. Coughing. Hot. Sweaty. Mosquito stinging me. If only i had super powers to destroy mosquitoes. I will make them suffer like hell.
Promos over. But still got PW. Physics Olympiad. Results. Everything makes my life really bad. Busy. Wan play dota wif other boarders also fell guilty. Bad Bad Bad.

Bad PW. Y is life so bad after promos??
Haze makes ppl's life miserable. GO out the whole face sticky like shit.
They say every problem is an oppurtunity.
Tell me wat opportunity is there in an haze?
Maybe one can openly say " **** INdonesia" and no one will stop u. INstead the Indons will all say" on behalf of the sumatran ppl. I apologise. Isn't that good? u get to scold ppl for things they haven't done
and they apologize!!

[webmaster's note: Hey, peeps.... Please keep the foul language down, ya. I know it's a liberal world and there's freedom of speech and all that, but, yeah. Be nice people. Spread the love. :P]

Vivimus, Vivamus! aka Promos are over so happy and free

1st things 1st.....PROMOS OVER.....(muahahas in ecstacy for bout 5 minutes)...ok...now that I've gotten that out of my syst...MUAHAHAHAHA...sorry...anyway...now that my promos are over....my life is an endless horizon over the vastidious(just made that up) ocean of eternity...hmmm...doesn't make sense...but heck care la...PROMOS OVER....MUAHAHAHAHA...must really stop doing that...anyway...where was i...muaha...ah...i c...anyway...here's what i did over the past few days after PROMOS GOT OVER... mhh*

THURSDAY:

First installed age of mythology...yaya old game but one of my favourites...bugged my mum to find the cd key for me..left the cover in msia...hunted very long and finally found the cover...then on the cover it says...type anything...swt...then sebastian comes and drags me to play pool...but we met two of his classmates there...pro poolers...so ended up learning a few tricks...but probably forgot ade...pool needs practice...played damn long tho....3 to 8...mhh

FRIDAY:

Went to sleep after my sec 2 roommate decided to wake up ...to go to school...u get the idea...then at 1018...rudely awaken by my handphone...damn...late for outing....everybody waiting for me in the office....so i tell them to go 1st...wil find them later...lucky got another fren oso wake up late...so we two go wait at bustop together...cos actually i dont really know how to get there...my sense of direction really sux la...and we waited for the bus like around 15 minutes...then as the bus is turning round the corner and we gonna board it...another fren of ours sms and said she still in the hostel...so we have to wait for her...damn hot somemore( as in the weather...what were u thinking?)...and i was falling asleep...cos i slept all of 3 hours...plus every day b4 that as well sleeping something like that...finally she comes out...and the bus comes on time...wa she damn lucky le...but unfortunately...she left her ezlink behind...and the bus uncle didn't believe she's a student...so have to lend her coins...lots of coins...

Reached kbox...everybody singing ade...and guess what...i fell asleep....haha...

Suddenly i remembered my mum telling me never to put my face on pillows or sofas in public cos ppl sit on them and sometimes they fart....so i woke up in a hurry....haha...sang a few songs....horsed around a bit...pillow fight! Then went shopping...one funny part...one of my frens...a guy...just loves anything with shiny stuff on it...such as swarovski crystals...so there was a mannequin outside a shop with a heck of alot of shiny bling blings...that's what he calls em... all over the shirt and he runs forward happily...shouts bling bling and plants his hands on the shirt...only thing was...he was grabbing the mannequin's boobs...he didn't notice it at the time...but i bet alot of others did...haha...looked really perv...

Won't bore u wif the shopping...bought a new t shirt and some other stuff....then played arcade...stupid dance dance revolution...i ended up doing kickboxing...ultra violent dance dance....no pics...tho my fren has a video which i will never upload...so dream long long....

Ate dinner...then looked out and saw esplanade and suntec all shrouded in haze...man...haven't seen one since kl had it real bad last year...about this time...i was having 2nd thoughts about playing lanterns in east coast park....original intention....and it was getting pretty late....still got curfew ya know...but in the end decided to play in our hostel compound instead, the sec school nearby has quite a nice garden pond thingy....and in any case...it was my bling bling fren's bday the next day...playing lanterns while walking through deserted dark classrooms near midnight is fun man... u get all sorts of cheap scares when u walk past glass corridors and wonder if there might be an extra reflection..or when ur lantern blows out and u r in the dark and there's a pond nearby somewhere...only u lost ur sense of direction again...or if u think that everyone is behind u and ur fren pops up ahead and u didnt know it's ur fren because u tot everyone was behind u and u scream and ur fren screams and everyone screams.....ok...that last one didn't happen to me...just the girl that came late...ah heck care wadever...enjoy the pics

Lanterns with flash on

Lanterns without flash

Smoking crack in a circle?

Just lighting candles

A coven of witches

And pretty maids all in a row...

Sparklers...nah...just playing with embers

SATURDAY:

Went to fren's church in expo...damn large...bout 8000 ppl...aircond so cold...today was hazy...so decided to stay indoors...after church went changi airport to eat dinner...quite a nice place...but i dunno how ppl can spend the night there...there's only so many times u can take the sky train and watch planes take off

SUNDAY:

Went VivoCity....the new mall...unfortunately not alot of shops opened yet...hard time finding place for lunch...then later on in the day realised it was linked to the harbourfront mall...which has lots of places to eat...but by then not hungry ade...ate dinner at cow car water...aka chinatown...then wished the cambodian boy happy birthday...so many ppl birthday october wan

MONDAY:

Supposed to go swimming...but some ppl wanna clean their rooms because today got spot check...oh and by the way..just to let u guys know...i'm now officially staying in the 2nd cleanest hostel room in singapore...haha...my room won the inter hostel clean room competition runners up prize...gonna get me some certs and vouchers....or even better...cash...though i doubt it...anyway..can't go swimming...so i blog lor...haha...lunch time...ciaoz

*mhh = muahaha, no prizes for guessing tho