Milky justice

Ever been robbed? well how bout 3 times in a row....welcome to my life

OK...this may not seem serious to some but my hostel is now host to a (insert favourite expletive here) milk thief(s)(is this grammatically acceptable?ah heck)..

The story goes something like this....I usually buy milk in twin packs...so when i'm drinking one halfway, the other unopened one just mysteriously disappears... *poof* from the fridge. It's like David Copperfield just got pasteurised. so I get pretty upset..You would too if ur milk gets stolen...so on saturday...when i bought my milk again...i decide to open both at the same time...in the small hope that if the thief sees that both are open...he'll leave them alone....

On sunday, i go open the fridge...guess what i see...both cartons opened, with one of them lying on its side, so that its contents had spilled all over the fridge, turning into yogurt. It's at times like this that you wished that you had learnt more languages...so that you can swear in them all. Not only were these bastards thieves...they were also spiteful slobs who spilled milk all over the communal fridge.

Then yesterday...my friend saw two people holding a carton of fruit juice getting into the lift...fruit juice which looked suspiciously like his...He goes to the fridge and check...true enough...all three packs of his juices were missing...we later found the other two in the dustbin outside the pantry..apparently they just finished it there and then...maybe they needed the fibre bad...so now we know the identity of our thieves....and are faced with a dilemma....my fren reported the matter to the hostel...but he doubts that any action will be taken because

a. he didn't write his name on the cartons
b. the boarders are non scholars, ie self funded singaporeans

meanwhile...we decided to think of a way to get those thieves to embrace lactose intolerance and came up with this idea....we buy another packet of milk...or juice....stuff it with laxatives..and put it in the fridge again....only thing is...we're not sure if it's really a good idea...if the thieves get hurt real bad... we might get into trouble...and then there's such a thing called karma as well...

So here's the dilemma...should we just wait for the hostel to investigate, should we expose them ourselves, or should we give them one helluva bowel experience?

(YX suggests that we shit them first, then expose them later, but i'll like to hear what the rest of u guys have to say about this)

It's that time of the month again...exams la...(not hormonal disruptions dammit)

Lol...this blog kinda deadish...so i log in and i see that lihong has a draft called...sien...curious curious...

Lihong...i totally agree...PW sux... stupid eom cost me 5 bucks and bout 3 hrs of my life...to print...but i shall not blog about it...kinda stupid really...so since stupid=embarassing....shall avoid it...

ok...have to make this short...just wanna wish anyone who is gonna take their exams soon...or heck...for that matter...anyone who is gonna take their exams ever...good luck!

This post was probably a waste of time...and i will probably regret it.....must study...must study....must zzzzzzzzz

MY BIRTHDAY!!

Haha since Jordan had so much fun during his birthday..i'm gonna tell u how mine went.

The other ASEAN direct scholars and me went to Harbour Front to hang out..One of the scholars got the Most Promising Young Artist Award in the UOB dunno wat art competition...and got $3000!!! Haha so he decided to treat us all for dinner!! And so we went to a restaurant and enjoyed ourselves!!well not really enjoy very much since in the end the bill was only $100 for 10 ppl... >< We also not so cruel right!! =p..
Then i got my birthday gifts!! The gifts were similar to Si Yi's except they were not punches but a wallet and a Pencil Case...

So well..
It was fun!!!! Maybe not as fun as Jordan's but fun nonetheless!!!

Anyway
wanna let out my frust here

OP SUX
WR SUX
I&R SUX
EOM SUX
PW SUX.

Shu Haur's Farewell Party

For those of you who made it to his house to bid Shu Haur a farewell, here are the memories immortalized in photos.

For those of you who didn't bother to attend, here are the photos for you to regret not going. Bwahaha...

Shu Haur gave us a great show that day. Excellent host too! Enjoy yourself in Wales my friend.

http://cnxc323.multiply.com/photos/

P.S. Sorry it took so long. There ARE only 565 photos to upload...
P.P.S. Quality of the photos are crap. (coz I used the wrong settings... photographer's worst nightmare) However, what I lost in quality I hope i gained in quantity. Bleh.

Hello, people :)

How's everyone doing? Hope everything's fine.

Haha... My mid sem ended 2 weeks ago, but I doubt I'll get my results before the next exam, which is in less than 3 weeks. (PRE AS!!! *SCREAMS*!!!) Hopefully I get all As though, I'm not sure what I'll get for Chem and Phys.

Too much to do, too little time. Ironic. I had too much time before college started. And now I don't have time at all!

Okay, since I'm trying to minimise talking about how strenous studying is over here... Let me tell you more about my college.

SMELL

Why is it that perpetually everywhere I go, I tend to have to face weird smells? The computer lab smells musty, a part of the walkway smells pungent (seriously... it epitomises the word 'sengit'... worse than chloroform), from my room I smell haze on some evenings, the chem lab smells of sulphur half the time... thank goodness for homeostasis. XD

SOUNDS

There are a LOT of nocturnal sounds in my college late at night... The lizards cluck so loudly they give me sudden frights in the night. And there's the infamous Screaming In The Middle of the Night. Sometimes, there's Daniel Beddingfield, too. And the gush of the waterfall exercising physics laws at ungodly hours (the pressure is directly proportional to height one): there's no pipe for water flow, it just cascades down and hits the cement ground on the floor of my apartment (see: Principle of Conservation of Energy).

MERDEKA

Our country's Independence Night celebration saw me seated on the balcony of my classmate's apartment, munching burgers, eating Oreos, and watching the little celebration in front of the main block of my college. It made me miss CHS's brilliant dramas. I still remember Hitler from 2 years back! But I realised this was the first time ever I was celebrating something that is supposed to bear so much meaning 49 years ago. However, what flummoxed me was why the Pengarah of my college and the Pegawai Daerah Sepang was so un-intune with the Merdeka theme. Their speeches were loaded with praises of KTT. :P Presentations were simple, mostly done by the Diploma students. But yeah, they were okay. There was this funny dance... 1 guy surrounded by 6 girls. Very funny! Then nearing the chime of 12, the lecturers all went up the make-shift stage and did the countdown. Then it drizzled. :)

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Why's everyone rushing to get attached all of a sudden after high school? Seems like a trend. XD

Take care, everyone.