Oh, and if possible what extra-terrestrial organisms you're cooking for dinner, and which universe you're going to invade next week.
Feel free to follow this format:
Hi, I'm ______________, an ex-5S1-er who's alive and kicking somewhere on this planet: ______________ to be exact. The extra-terrestrial organism I'm cooking for dinner is __________________, and the universe I'm going to invade next week is __________________.
We hope to hear from you. Bye.